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[servomotor]

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[servomotor]

EVEN ADVANCED, HIGH-LEVEL SOFTWARE CAN BE DAMAGED BY UNEXPECTED ELEMENTS.

LIKE TEENAGERS SCREWING AROUND WITH CRITICAL COMPONENTS IN THE OPERATING SYSTEM ON THEIR DELL LAPTOP.

WHAT'S SHE DOING?

[nerded]

okay that was the one time

one time!!!

[ And he didn't want to be on any training wheels protocol, can you blame him?? ]

so lately she's been like even more

kill-y than usual?

[servomotor]

PETER IF YOU KILLED SOMEBODY I'M GOING TO NEED A NOTE FOR YOUR AUNT THAT I WILL DELIVER IN PERSON AT A DIMLY LIT RESTAURANT.

[nerded]

don't worry mr stark!!

no one was killed!!

i got it under control

its just that uh

karen keeps reminding me about that instant kill mode thing??

and uh some other things but its okay i was just wondering if that was normal

[servomotor]

MAYBE.

HAVE YOU BEEN ELECTROCUTED WHILE WEARING THE SUIT ANYTIME RECENTLY? FALL INTO A VAT OF EELS, FIGHT A GUY WHO FELL INTO A VAT OF EELS?

I CAN RUN SOME DIAGNOSTICS BUT YOUR BEST GUESS AT COLLATERAL INFORMATION WOULD BE HELPFUL.

ALSO SOMETIMES WHEN YOU SAY 'I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL,' I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

[nerded]

no totally under control! i promise!

eels?? no

no eels

no guys with eels

nothing eel-related

might've been slammed pretty hard against a wall though

and uh

a broken fire hydrant might have been involved

[servomotor]

I'M SENDING HAPPY WITH A CAR AND A BROWN PAPER BAG LARGE ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR SUIT.

ARE YOU PERSONALLY ALSO IN KILL MODE
DEAD MODE
AS IT PASSES FOR YOUNG MEN WHO GET SLAMMED PRETTY HARD INTO WALLS

RELATED QUESTION, HOW DOES THAT FIT INTO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER ACTIVITIES?

[nerded]

cool thanks mr stark!

no im good i told karen to knock off the kill mode even though she'll keep asking me about it

AND IT DOESN'T!!! being in kill mode is like the OPPOSITE of friendly neighbourhood spider activities

hence the questions that i totally have

but aren't panic worthy

[servomotor]

YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS, RELATED TO KILL MODE? INSPIRED BY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER ACTIVITIES.

[nerded]

i think thats it actually!

i mean for now

obviously i'll have more questions down the road

the suit just needs a quick check-up

but otherwise everything's a-okay

[servomotor]

GREAT.

NO SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT STICKING WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL?

[nerded]

are you trying to ask if im still interested?

:)

nah i'm still good mr stark

i thought maybe i'd regret it but

i like being where i am

[servomotor]

YOU GET AN A+ FOR SINCERITY AND A TBD FOR HOW IT'LL ALL TURN OUT.
AND IF YOUR AUNT NEEDS A PLUS ONE TO YOUR GRADUATION, GIVE ME A SHOUT, OKAY?

[nerded]

thats life isn't it? the choices we make, not knowing what's in store for the future ...

[ He's got just as much of an idea as any whether his decision is going to benefit him, or bite him in the behind.

But he's sticking to his metaphorical guns on this one. ]

hahaha ok thx mr stark